December 2011
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In the Cube: When Life Begins
B: You're so young. You should go out and have fun before it's too late.
D: Well, I am young. I don't need to rush. Life begins at 30.
B: Let me tell you something about life: life begins when you're born!
D: I never thought of it that way...
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In the Cube: Fat Guy
After Eating McDonald's
D: Ugh, I feel like a fat guy.
B: Don't be silly, you're not a guy.
September 2011
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There are times when I should only post pictures and write no more, this is one of those times. I would post more, but really, the first image alone says everything.
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First day of fall today. As much as I love fall (and it is my favourite season), I truly enjoyed summer this year, in spite of its shortness. Nevertheless, I will accept fall with arms wide open, like I usually do.
Gosh, time is just flying by. I know I say that every year, but this year, it seems to be going at a much faster pace…
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Awesome people + Great Cake = Excellent day
I’m 24. Looking at that number just irks me…Nonetheless, I do think that 24 is a significant age. To think that only 10 years ago, I was just a tween, a niner, a kid who just entered high school, and since then, I feel like I’ve accomplished and have grown a lot.
Within a decade, I was able to graduate from elementary, high school...
August 2011
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On my way home…
May 2011
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GUU IZAKAYA
The long weekend has been pretty good so far - good food, good city, good friends and Guu. Oh Guu, you are awesome.
A lot of my friends have been raving about Guu, so I thought that I’d give it a try. And you know what? I really did enjoy it. The servers and cooks would greet you in the most insanely cheerful way possible, and when you leave, they would send you off the same way they...
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In the Cube: Sucka MC
J: Ok, so we'll chat on Tuesday and I'll assign projects then.
D: Cool. You know me...I like to be busy. Coz, that's how I roll....Roll? What rhymes with roll?
J: Joint.
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April 2011
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OHMAGAH: Baking hates me
If there is one thing that I can never ever be good at - even if I try - it’s baking. I hate it and it hates me back. We have a bake sale at work tomorrow, and I decided to “bake” cookies because I wanted to contribute something.
I thought that by having the most amazing cookie cutter in the world, and by cutting some store-bought cookie dough, I’d be...
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I don’t make music for eyes.
I make music for ears.
– Adele
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
– Mark Twain
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In the Cube: Eyeball
K: So how do I cut this?
J: Just eyeball it.
K: Don't tell a non-creative person to eyeball things *looks to my direction* except when it comes to the ladies.
D: Um. Eeww.Yeah, I'm going to make sure to have a cap on my drink whenever I'm near you.
K: I get that a lot.
March 2011
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In the Cube: I am a Rock
G: Thank you, J! You're the best.
J: Aww! See little one, that's how nice works. Take note.
D: No thanks.
J: Wow, you really know how to bring down a man's day.
D: As I said, I am a rock.
J: Yes, and there are many a-ships that have crashed right into you.
D: Yes, and I love it. It's like a massage.
J: Ha!
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In the Cube: Granola Bars
D: You know that messed up granola bar package I got from Food Basics? Well, they gave me a $5 gift card.
J: Ha!
D: At least 10 bucks, they could have killed me.
M: Well, 5 is better than nothing.
D: True, but 10 is better than 5.
M: True.
J: Ha!
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August 2010
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July 2010
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Are USB keys re-writeable?
– My sister
January 2010
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July 2009
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June 2009
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The Funniest Moment of my NYC Trip
Waiter: I just want to let you know that I’m open 24 hours to lick your toes clean.
R.C.: Haha, all right.
Waiter: Do you have a phone number?
R.C.: I usually just text people.
Waiter: It’s ok I don’t talk that much.
Waiter: (leaves and comes back)
Waiter: So can I call you?
R.C.: I’m from Toronto.
Waiter: Don’t worry, I’m on Facebook.
R.C.: (Decided to break the news to the waiter) I don’t think my girlfriend is going to like this
Waiter: (Baffled after realizing that he’s been hitting on a girl...who likes girls)I don’t think your girlfriend will like me either...*walks away and never returns*
Denise: (Laughing internally: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
May 2009
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A Typical Convo with the Sister
Me: Your mom.
Sister: What?
Me: Your mom.
Sister: Well, your sister!
Me: Oh, yeah?! Your sister!
Sister: No, you just di-nt...
Me: Your sister!
Sister: What?!
Me: Your grandma!
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April 2009
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