April 2011
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Apr 26th
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OHMAGAH: Baking hates me
If there is one thing that I can never ever be good at - even if I try - it’s baking. I hate it and it hates me back. We have a bake sale at work tomorrow, and I decided to “bake” cookies because I wanted to contribute something. I thought that by having the most amazing cookie cutter in the world, and by cutting some store-bought cookie dough, I’d be...
Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
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ListenOld School USHER.
Apr 16th
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“I don’t make music for eyes. I make music for ears.”
–  Adele
Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
–  Mark Twain
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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In the Cube: Eyeball
K: So how do I cut this?
J: Just eyeball it.
K: Don't tell a non-creative person to eyeball things *looks to my direction* except when it comes to the ladies.
D: Um. Eeww.Yeah, I'm going to make sure to have a cap on my drink whenever I'm near you.
K: I get that a lot.
Apr 6th
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