Waiter: I just want to let you know that I’m open 24 hours to lick your toes clean.
R.C.: Haha, all right.
Waiter: Do you have a phone number?
R.C.: I usually just text people.
Waiter: It’s ok I don’t talk that much.
Waiter: (leaves and comes back)
Waiter: So can I call you?
R.C.: I’m from Toronto.
Waiter: Don’t worry, I’m on Facebook.
R.C.: (Decided to break the news to the waiter) I don’t think my girlfriend is going to like this
Waiter: (Baffled after realizing that he’s been hitting on a girl...who likes girls)I don’t think your girlfriend will like me either...*walks away and never returns*
Denise: (Laughing internally: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
